A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

“That and the music was blaring. So loud that the radio station asked if they could keep it down as they cared about the safety of their listeners.”

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“so the bartender knew he would be paid handsomely. Not beautifully, but handsomely as there is a subtle distinction and one all pretty boys need to hear.”

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“The judge drummed with his fingers on his desk but the band of toes still wouldn’t let him in yet. Though he didn’t want to be in that special orchestra where a practical joker was known to put water and a powdered fruity dessert mix in large stringed instruments of which the stunt was known as cello Jello.”

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“tomatosauceruruses (the first Italian dinosaurs)”

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“Glancing around for his friends eenie, meenie, miney, and mo, they were nowhere to be found and he was left stranded with this lane picking dilemma, so he grimaced and picked the first lane offered.”

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“had his fingerprints taken and coffeemug shot taken from all four angles of him sipping a cup of coffee”

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“There was, as the building was not ship-shape much like a boat that didn’t prepare for bikini season.”

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“much like a when a bullfighter comes home he struts through the matadoor”

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“which was so easy a staples button could do it”

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“He swam past the prawn broker shop which sold used fish”

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