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A Dragon, A Pig, and a Rabbi Walk into a Bar...and other Rambunctious Bites

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“She didn’t mean anything by it,' the markhor explained like how racism is perpetuated and exonerated through faulty reasoning”

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“That and the music was blaring. So loud that the radio station asked if they could keep it down as they cared about the safety of their listeners.”

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“so I was in desperate need to bever which is a verb for when you consume a beverage. And if you say it isn’t and I agree with you, then I simply ask the question why 'bever' isn’t a word. 'Feed' is a word. You feed on food, but you don’t bever a beverage? That won’t do, so I must make it do, and now it has been done.”

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“so the bartender knew he would be paid handsomely. Not beautifully, but handsomely as there is a subtle distinction and one all pretty boys need to hear.”

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“He also would be traveling soon as he heard that the best deals on baby furniture were in The Cribbean.”

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“Glancing around for his friends eenie, meenie, miney, and mo, they were nowhere to be found and he was left stranded with this lane picking dilemma, so he grimaced and picked the first lane offered.”

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“Many items the skunk had were of the highest quality including bathroom vanities and hand and paw washing areas constructed by Finland’s well-known designer, Helsinki.”

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“this Mime here said to the others 'I wouldn’t talk if I were you' before their exam.”

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“much like a when a bullfighter comes home he struts through the matadoor”

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“They also spent time relaying ancestors’ stories including the Stone Age Kentucky Derby, where saber tooth tigers raced and the haughty humans watched and drank their flint juleps.”

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“which was so easy a staples button could do it”

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“as her marriage was on the rocks and thin ice simultaneously, which surprisingly the latter is not verbiage for alcohol lingo, unlike the former, which is.”

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