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Jack Paar was an American author, born on May 1, 1918, and passed away on January 27, 2004. His works spanned a variety of genres, including novels and non-fiction.

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“Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.”

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Book:I KID YOU NOT

Source: I KID YOU NOT

“It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.”

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Book:I KID YOU NOT

Source: I KID YOU NOT

“Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked out and might have been even more seriously hurt but my fall was broken by the smog.”

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Book:I KID YOU NOT

Source: I KID YOU NOT

“... Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.”

Two Funny Hollywood Variety California Reporters Publication Mecca

Author:Jack Paar

About the Author

Born: May 1, 1918
Died: January 27, 2004
Known for: Author
Quotes: 25

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