Jack Paar Quotes

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Jack Paar was an American author, born on May 1, 1918, and passed away on January 27, 2004. His works spanned a variety of genres, including novels and non-fiction.

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Famous Jack Paar Quotes

“Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.”

Believe Humor Hands Bigs Funny Crosses Raises Borders Big Things Oath Disneyland Walt Californians

Book:I KID YOU NOT

Source: I KID YOU NOT

“To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.”

Thinking Should Reality Should Have Walt

Book:I KID YOU NOT

Source: I KID YOU NOT

“Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.”

Ifs God Humor Funny Imagination Wonder Humorous Magnificent Demonstration Walt Randy

Book:I KID YOU NOT

Source: I KID YOU NOT

About the Author

Born: May 1, 1918
Died: January 27, 2004
Known for: Author
Quotes: 25

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