“Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.” BelieveHumorHandsBigsFunnyCrossesRaisesBordersBig ThingsOathDisneylandWaltCalifornians Book:I KID YOU NOT Source: I KID YOU NOT
“As I was saying before I was interrupted ... I believe the last thing I said was 'There must be a better way to make a living than this.' Well, I've looked - and there isn't.” WayBelieveWellsSaidLastsI BelieveBetter WaysInterrupted Author:Jack Paar
