“I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.” HumorHandsFunnyNightHouseDarkMiddleCleanUrgesCompulsionUnreasonableMiddle Of The NightClean House Author:James Thurber
“Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.” HumorEarthFunnyModern LifeMeek Author:James Thurber
“Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?” IfsWellsFunnyAnswersNumbersComedyConflictPhonesWittyHilariousWrong Number Author:James Thurber
“Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.” KnowsMenFunnyComedyWittyMaturityIronicWiserBeing IrishIreland And The IrishFunny Women Author:James Thurber
“Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.” LongFunnyProgressHumorousWitty Author:James Thurber
“There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.” FunnyNumbersComedySafetyWittyWorkplace SafetySafety In NumbersSafety First Author:James Thurber
“You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.” InspirationalWellsMightFunnyFacesFallRiskCompromiseFlatsGamblingYour FaceBackwardsFunny Inspirational Author:James Thurber
