“Do you know how many movies I wrote when I was high?” KnowsKnow HowDo You KnowWeed Author:Jon Stewart
“How do you know what is the right path to choose to get the result that you desire? The honest answer is this: You won't. And accepting that greatly eases the anxiety of your life experience.” KnowsInspirationalDesireAnswersResultsAcceptingPathHonestAnxietyEaseMoving OnDo You KnowLife ExperienceGraduationRight Path Author:Jon Stewart
“Everyone knows if a Republican comes out of the closet and sees a gay shadow, it means six more years of a Democratic administration.” IfsKnowsYearsMeanRepublicanGaySixShadowDemocraticAdministrationClosets Author:Jon Stewart
“You know if I had nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after Bin Laden.” IfsKnowsEnoughRaisesRewardsBin LadenNickels Author:Jon Stewart
“After a long investigation the SEC has fined Halliburton $7.5 million for issuing fraudulent statements exaggerating their profits in 1998 and 1999 during which their CEO was - oh who was it? Oh that's right. ... Cheney himself has not been implicated in the scandal and according to Cheney's lawyer there is no allegation whatsoever that he acted in any way other than in the best interests of the company and its shareholders. And you know what? It's still true today.” KnowsWayLongStillsTodayInterestCompanyMillionsProfitLawyerStatementsInvestigationCeoScandalShareholdersAllegationsExaggerating Author:Jon Stewart
“It's harder to eat meat when you know the animal's name...I have found.” KnowsFoundNamesAnimalHarderMeat Author:Jon Stewart
“Fire up your heart for the wind is getting cold, now it always gets cold for the riders of the night. When you carry that dream when you know what lonesome is looking for a home like a bird in flight.” KnowsHeartHomeDreamPoetryNightFireWindColdBirdFlightRidersLonesomeBirds In Flight Author:Jon Stewart
