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Famous Josh Stern Quotes
“I might feel ten feet tall, but I wouldn't touch you with my pole”
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“If Life flashes before your eyes just before you die....mine will be wearing a trench coat”
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“If life is a bowl of cherries.... do you know how many virgins it took to make that....”
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“I hate cutting my wrists while shaving”
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“Falling in love means your reserve chute didn't work as you hurtled back to earth”
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“I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free”
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“I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing....”
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