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Famous Louis C. K. Quotes
“I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.”
“If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.”
“There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.”
“When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.”
“Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.”
“For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money.”
“I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.”
“I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.”
“I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.”
“If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.”
“It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.”
“Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them.”
“To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.”
“I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.”
“You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.”
“Look at all the minorities around here! I'm the only majority.”