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Famous Louis C. K. Quotes
“Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.”
“When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.”
“There's no way you ask Sean Penn a question and then, you're gonna be HUGE !”
“The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.”
“You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.”
“It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.”
“Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.”
“When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage.”
“I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.”
“I don't think women are better than men, I think men are a lot worse than women.”
“America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.”
“I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.”
“I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.”
“Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.”
“A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.”