“It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.” IfsMenSometimesHomeGreaterRiskLateToo LateComing HomePosing Author:Marcel Achard
“The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. Woman like silent men, they think they are listening.” ThinkingMenDangerousListeningSilentCakeWeddingWedding CakeSilent Man Author:Marcel Achard
“Women like silent men. They think they're listening.” ThinkingMenInspirationalFunnyWomenSilenceListeningQuietSilentWeddingSilent Man Author:Marcel Achard
“Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.” YearsAgeFunnyPassionWomenHalfFiveClothesMathematicsAddMathFive YearsDividesCocky Author:Marcel Achard
“The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those who have not watched the courtship.” WayMadeSeemsPoliticalPoliticsStrangeCourtshipBedfellowsStrange Bedfellows Author:Marcel Achard
“The career of a writer is comparable to that of a woman of easy virtue. You write first for pleasure, later for the pleasure of others and finally for money.” WritingFirstsEasyPleasureCareersVirtue Author:Marcel Achard
“When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.” PeopleIfsGivingLooksHumorFunnyAcceptingWatchesEarsRaisesTolerateLecturesLecturing Author:Marcel Achard
