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Famous Norm MacDonald Quotes
“Louis [C.K.] is great. But I don't know how many you could do.”
“There hasn't been an original voice in stand-up since Sam Kinison.”
“I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.”
“I've shown people Richard Pryor who've never seen him, and most of them don't like him.”
“When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.”
“I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.”
“I don't have to meet actors. I'm really blessed that I don't have to do all that horseshit.”
“I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.”
“I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.”
“I don't know anything about politics. I wouldn't put too much into my prediction on politics.”
“I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing.”
“I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.”
“I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.”
“I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration.”
“I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff.”
“I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.”
“In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.”
“It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude.”
“Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles.”