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Famous Norm MacDonald Quotes
“Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up.”
“In giving advice, aptitude is often less to be considered, than seasonableness.”
“Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.”
“It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.”
“Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.”
“Most men appear wiser in their doubts than in their belief.”
“The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.”
“All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.”
“This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.”
“The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.”
“We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.”