“A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.” MenChildrenWomenFamilyColdPet Author:Ogden Nash
“I like the duck-billed platypus Because it is anomalous. I like the way it raises its family Partly birdly, partly mammaly. I like its independent attitude. Let no one call it a duck-billed platitude.” AttitudeFamilyIndependenceBirdsMammalsPlatypusAnomalyPlatitude Author:Ogden Nash
“One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.” IfsWould BeFunFamilyDangerStranger Author:Ogden Nash
“Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive.” ThinkingChildrenWarParentFamilyDrugUsersNaiveTangledTangled Webs Author:Ogden Nash
“Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.” GivingChildrenParentFamilyParenting Author:Ogden Nash
