“A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.” MenTwoMarriageMinutesHusbandPillowSnoringOverloaded Book:Good intentions Source: Good intentions
“The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?” WayTwoCamels Author:Ogden Nash
“It is common knowledge to every schoolboy and even every Bachelor of Arts, That all sin is divided into two parts. One kind of sin is called a sin of commission, and that is very important” KindArtTwoImportantArtistSinCommonEducationDividedBachelorsCommon KnowledgeBachelor Of Arts Book:The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash Source: The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash
“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.” PeopleTwoRememberForgetMarriageRelationshipCoupleDatingNever ForgetAlliancesFunny MarriageRemembers YouFunny LoveFunny RelationshipMy BirthdayMarriage HumorFunny BirthdayHumorous BirthdayWitty MarriageFunny Birthday CardFunny Wedding Advice Author:Ogden Nash
“There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze, And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees.” PeopleKindTwoKindnessBlowBreeze Author:Ogden Nash
“I think progress began to retrogress when Wilbur and Orville started tinkering around in Dayton and at Kitty Hawk, because I believe that two Wrights made a wrong.” ThinkingBelieveMadeTwoScienceI BelieveProgressHawksKittiesTinkering Author:Ogden Nash
