The face is familiar: the selected vers...
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“Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.”
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Source: Food
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Source: The Private Dining-room and Other Verses
“You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.”
“He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples.”
“Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.”
Source: The primrose path
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
“At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle.”
“Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.”
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
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“Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it.”
Source: The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash
“Indeed, everybody wants to be a wow, But not everybody knows exactly how.”
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
“Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads, And not the road.”
“I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.”
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
“The burnt child, urged by rankling ire, Can hardly wait to get back at the fire.”
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
“When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.”
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
“O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!”
Source: The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash
Source: Good intentions
“But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father.”
Source: The bad parents' garden of verse
“The old men know when an old man dies.”
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
“When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.”
“Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.”
Source: The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash
“One bliss for which There is no match Is when you itch To up and scratch.”
Source: The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash
“Then blessings on thee, my afternoon torpor Thou makest a prince of a mental porpor.”
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
“How Sunday into Monday melts!”
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
Source: Many long years ago
Source: Good intentions