“Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.”
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
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“I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.”
“If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.”
Source: The Selected Verse of Ogden Nash
“Women would rather be right than reasonable.”
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
Source: Happy Days
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.”
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
Source: The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash
“How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!”
Source: Many long years ago
“Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends”