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Famous Oliver Markus Malloy Quotes
“Selfie filters are lies. Lies!”
“In Trump's America the insane are running the asylum.”
“If Jesus came back today, Republicans would stop him at the border.”
“Only racists claim Trump is not a racist. They're trying to trick you into voting for him.”
“Trump is a 12-year-old little asshole stuck in the body of a 70-year-old dumbfuck.”
“A God that never interferes is indistinguishable from a God that doesn’t exist.”
“Wicca is just extreme LARPing. Then again, so is every other religion.”
“Dumb people don't know they're dumb.”
“People in a cult don't know they're in a cult. But everyone else can tell.”
“Republicans love to take other people's rights away while yelling about freedom.”
“Evangelicals are the shitty people Jesus warned you about.”
“Rainbows are gay space lasers. That's why they're not straight.”
“Only the present is real. The past and the future exist only in our imagination.”
“Being religious doesn't mean you're righteous. It just means you're gullible.”
“Wanna sound smart and witty? Then quote smart and witty people.”
“Albert Einstein agreed with Karl Marx. That's why Einstein was a socialist too.”