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The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig

Book by P. J. O'Rourke · 3 quotes · Funny, Children, Bachelors

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“Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not going to divorce you for refusing to spend forty hours a week making up lies about toilet paper.”

“Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren't likely to argue about bedtime.”