“From the minute we're born, boys and girls stare at each other, trying to figure out if they like what they see. Like parade lines, passing each other for mutual inspection. You march, you look. You march, you look. If you're interested, you stop and talk, and if it doesn't work out, you just get back in the parade. You keep marching, and you keep looking.” IfsTryingLooksGirlBornLinesBoysMinutesFiguresDatingWork OutPassingPassingsStaringMutualMarchGet BackParadesBoy And GirlInspection Author:Paul Reiser
“As you get older you realize your parents don't look so dumb - and that you're not as smart as you thought you were.” LooksParentRealizingSmartDumb Author:Paul Reiser
“When you realize you would consider not having a child just so you could take an occasional snooze and be available to see Batman Retires the same weekend it comes out, you have to take a good hard look at yourself and acknowledge, I am a shallow, shallow person.” LooksChildrenPersonsHardRealizingAvailableAcknowledgeRetiringWeekendShallowOccasionalLook At YourselfShallow Person Book:Babyhood Source: Babyhood
“I used to walk into a party and scan the room for attractive women. Now I look for women to hold my baby so I can eat potato salad sitting down.” LooksI CanUsedWalksRoomsPartyBabySittingAttractivePotatoesSaladSitting DownMy BabyAttractive WomanPotato Salad Author:Paul Reiser
“Three has always been tougher than Two. Think of any of your famous threesomes. The Three Stooges? Look at the anger there. My bet is that before Curly was born, Moe and Larry could play together for hours without even a single poke in the eye. Huey, Dewey, and Louie? Donald Duck never had a moment's peace. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? I rest my case.” ThinkingLooksTwoPlayMomentsEyeTogetherThreeBornHoursCasesUglyDucksLarryPokeStoogesThreesomeThree StoogesGood The Bad And The UglyDonald Duck Book:Babyhood Source: Babyhood
“It was trying to make my tennis game look mildly respectable, which I found you don't even really need to practice if you have a really good editor. They can edit it and you're like, "Hey, it looks like I'm playing really well." That was the fun part, but it was like going to summer camp.” IfsNeedsTryingWellsLooksFoundGamesFunPracticeSummerHeyTennisEditorsCampsRespectableEditsFound YouSummer CampTennis Game Author:Paul Reiser
“And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get it now. I know what fatherhood is all about. And you look at your parents differently” KnowsLooksKidsLostParentMy OwnComedyDadMy DadFatherhoodLost My Dad Author:Paul Reiser
