“The most challenging part of being a dad is trying to postpone the moment when they realize you don't know anything. I love any sentence that begins with Daddy...? because it's implied they're looking up to you - that you'll have the answer. The truth is, I don't have any answers.” KnowsTryingMomentsRealizingChallengesAnswersDadTruth IsSentencesDaddyUp To YouImpliedBeing A Dad Author:Paul Reiser
“The best part of being married is... you don't have to explain a lot of things. Those wordless moments when you both know that what you witnessed together is funny, idiotic, or really sweet. Being connected is pretty miraculous.” KnowsMomentsTogetherSweetMarriedConnectedMiraculousBeing MarriedIdioticReally Sweet Author:Paul Reiser
“You know, the fact that every morning you get a script in your mailbox, that's going to stop. All these little pedestrian, mundane things. And the cash.” KnowsLittlesFactsMorningScriptsCashEvery MorningMundanePedestriansMailboxes Author:Paul Reiser
“So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a restaurant, fetuses develop remarkably discerning palates, and they are not shy about demanding what they want. If they get a hankering, they just pick up the umbilical cord and call. 'You know what would taste good right now? A cheeseburger, large fries, and a vanilla shake. And if you could, hurry it up, because I'm supposed to grow a lung in a half hour.'” IfsKnowsWantCultureGrowsHoursHalfBabyTasteRight NowPicksRestaurantsShakesShyLungsCravingCordsHalf HoursFriesDiscerningPalateVanillaFetusCheeseburgerUmbilical CordHankering Author:Paul Reiser
“And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get it now. I know what fatherhood is all about. And you look at your parents differently” KnowsLooksKidsLostParentMy OwnComedyDadMy DadFatherhoodLost My Dad Author:Paul Reiser
