“Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.” KnowsSoulHumorFunnyPoorHusbandLateVery Sad Author:William Archibald Spooner
“Tell me, was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?” WarFunnyBrotherYour Brother Author:William Archibald Spooner
“The weight of rages will press hard upon the employer” HardWeightPressesRageEmployers Author:William Archibald Spooner
“In the sermon I have just preached, whenever I said Aristotle, I meant St. Paul.” SaidSermons Author:William Archibald Spooner
“Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad; you will leave by the next town drain.” TwoWholeLyingFightingNextMysteryTownsCaughtLiarsWormsLecturesDrainsExasperationQuads Author:William Archibald Spooner
“I remember your name perfectly, but I just can't think of your face.” ThinkingRememberFacesNamesLuckYour FaceThink Of You Author:William Archibald Spooner
