“How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?”
Quote by Judy Tenuta
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Judy Tenuta
Judy Tenuta is a talented entertainer known for her unique sense of humor and diverse performance style. Born on November 7, 1956, she has made significant achievements in comedy, music, and theater since the 1980s. more
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