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“The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?'”

Quote by Glenn Beck

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Glenn Beck is a well-known radio host, born on February 10, 1964. He is recognized for his unique political views and in-depth analysis, having hosted shows on several American radio stations. more

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