“Suicide is cheating the doctor out of job.”
Quote by Josh Billings
Work
Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day
This book features a compilation of humorous essays and anecdotes by Josh Billings, a renowned American humorist, curated and presented by Donald Day. The content is drawn from Billings' observations and experiences, showcasing his distinctive New England wit and humor. more
Author
Josh Billings
Josh Billings, born on April 21, 1818, was a renowned American humorist. His works are known for their wit, humor, and satire, which have won the hearts of many readers. His life was full of legend, transitioning from a farmer to a writer, which became the theme of many stories. more
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