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“How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are.”

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Jim Gaffigan, born on July 7, 1966, is an American comedian known for his humorous and insightful performances. His style of comedy is characterized by its wit and keen observations of everyday life, often touching on themes such as family, religion, and interpersonal relationships. more

“Bought a pair of boots the other day, and they was some silicone gel in there. Big red letters said, "Do not eat." Do they really need that stuff in them boots? Is there really some dude opening a pair of boots goin', "Boy, look at them boots. What the hell? I better eat that. I don't know what the hell that is."”

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Author:Larry the Cable Guy

“I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice boxes in their necks. "Moo"”

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Author:Denis Leary

“I am interested in art as a means of living a life; not as a means of making a living.”

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Author:Robert Henri

“My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.”

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Author:Norm MacDonald

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