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“The square was finally cleared by armed carabineri with tears of laughter streaming down their faces. The event set a record for hilarious civic functions, smashing the previous record set when Baron Hans Neizant B ompzidaize was elected Landburgher of K oln in 1653.”

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Mike Harding, born on October 23, 1944, is a British singer-songwriter known for his folk-style music and heartfelt singing. His musical career began in the 1960s, and he is recognized for his unique blend of folk, country, and blues. Harding's music has a wide appeal, and he has gained international recognition for his contributions to the music industry. more

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