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“I want to be a bloated alcoholic. That's my goal - it is, I'm serious, because there is no other disease that is more fun than alcoholism. I know it has its downside, but I'll tell you, there's no other party disease like alcohol.”

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Dom Irrera, born Dominick Irrera, is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. He is a prominent figure in the comedy world. Born on November 18, 1948, Irrera began his career in the 1970s and has remained active on stage to this day. more

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