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“Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.”

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Caroline Rhea, born on April 13, 1964, is a renowned comedian known for her unique sense of humor and versatile acting skills. She has made a name for herself in both television and film, with her most recognized role being Mimi Bobek on 'The Drew Carey Show'. more

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