“Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.”
Quote by Dave Barry
Author
Dave Barry
Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more
You May Also Like
“Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.”
Source: Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.”
Source: Dave Barry in Cyberspace
“Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.”
Source: The Greatest Invention in the History of Mankind Is Beer: And Other Manly Insights from Dave Barry
Source: Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need
Source: Dave Barry Turns 50
Source: Dave Barry in Cyberspace
“To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.”
Source: My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry