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“With girls, everything looks great on the surface. But beware of drawers that won't open. They contain a three-month supply of dirty underwear, unwashed hose, and rubber bands with blobs of hair in them.”

Quote by Erma Bombeck

Book:Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession

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Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession

This book delves into the multifaceted role of mothers throughout history, examining their societal contributions and the evolving perceptions of motherhood as a profession. more

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Erma Bombeck was an American humorist and newspaper columnist renowned for her sharp wit and poignant observations on family life and suburban living. Born on February 21, 1927, she passed away on April 22, 1996. Bombeck's columns were syndicated in over 1,000 newspapers, and her books became bestsellers. more

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