“Never ever make a joke to the police, they have no sense of humour. Never make a political joke, it will always be considered an insult. Always remember that umbrage can be taken by the lift of an eyebrow. Remember that if offence can possibly be taken, it will be.”
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Dick Francis, born on October 31, 1920, was a renowned jockey from the United Kingdom. He achieved great success in the mid-20th-century British horse racing scene, winning numerous championships. After his retirement as a jockey, he transitioned into a career as a writer, authoring over 40 mystery novels that have been widely appreciated by readers worldwide. more
“UFO is a joke when there ain't mystery in the sky.”
“For five glorious years, I stole from the rich… because the poor don’t have anything worth taking.”
“Did you come, princess?" he asks. If you have to ask, the answer is no.”