I Quotes
Browse famous quotes beginning with I. This page is a child index of the full Popular Quotes A-Z directory.
“I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.”
Source: I Had a Dream About You
“I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m's.”
Source: I Had a Dream About You
“I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.”
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“I had a dream about you last night. You were at my door. We had forgotten what we used to fight about. So, I let you in and we made coconut pancakes like it was the very first time.”
Source: Dreaming is for lovers
“I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn.”
Source: I Had a Dream About You
“I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming "the words, the what could have been beautiful words.”
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“I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.”
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“I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.”
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“I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.”
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“I had a dream about you last night... you were there.”
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“I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple”
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“I had a dream about you. The sky was green and the ground was blue. You spoke a song and I sang my thoughts. We ate lemonade and drank cookies. It all made perfect sense.”
Source: Dreaming is for lovers
“I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view. Then World War III fulfilled both our desires.”
Source: I Had a Dream About You
“I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed.”
Source: I Had a Dream About You
“I had a dream about you. We were ice fishing in my freezer. I caught a few cold beers, and you wondered if we should drink them, or throw them back because they were babies.”
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“I had a dream about you. We were in a canoe, and we were paddling across the desert. You said you were thirsty, and I pointed to the sand that surrounded us and said, “No, I will not urinate in your mouth.” At that point I woke up, because I realized I really had to pee—and get a drink of water.”
Source: I Had a Dream About You
“I had a dream about you. You had no skin or muscle on your face, and to try to conceal your bare skull you liberally applied lipstick and makeup. Your birthday was coming up, and I knew you were probably sensitive about parties that emphasize the aging process, so I decided to box up your gift in a coffin and wrap it with black wrapping paper. I got you the best gift ever too—a hooker, who happened to be dead, because that enabled me to procure a sizeable discount.”
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“I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC.”
Source: I Had a Dream About You
“I had a dream about you. You suggested to split the profits, so I did. I threw one half in the furnace to power the steam engine, and the other half in the air to distract our pursuers.”
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“I had a dream about you. You was a crocodile and i was always looking for you with fear. Your teeth were alabaster and your skin green as grass. Unfortunate you had already a girlfriend. And i hoped she finish like a handbag. I love you from my all reptile heart, which is poikilothermic.”
Source: Dreaming is for lovers
“I had a dream about you. You were a stranger playing a gig in this pub where I was waitressing. I felt like I knew you or needed to, so I asked you to have a few drinks with me. Then my alarm went off. I sat up in bed to see you still sleeping. I’m glad I decided to wear a kilt that summer while I was in school.”
Source: Dreaming is for lovers
“I had a dream about you; you were a zombie in a post-apocalyptic world. I was the only human left, you tried to bite me and I said no. We became good friends.”
“I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and I thought I was as ostrich, because I hadn’t figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down, and then you saw that you and I weren’t so different after all.”
Source: I Had a Dream About You
“I had a dream about you. You were being hung. I had a sword in one hand and a stool in the other. I couldn’t decide which one to use, so I stood on the stool and threw myself on the sword. It was the least I could do to protest capital punishment.”
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“I had a dream about you. You were crying, and I couldn’t tell if it was because you were sad or because you’d been laughing too hard. So I decided to find out by telling you that I’d just heard from the cops, and your mother had been murdered. Before I got to the punch line you started sobbing in a different manner, so I realized you’d been laughing earlier. By that time the mood had changed, and I decided it best not to deliver the punch line after all. So I sat down next to you and put my arm around you and tried to console you for your perceived loss.”
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“I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I know that could never actually happen. In real life I only enter people’s nightmares.”
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“I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour, I could see you approaching my car in the mirror. You were trying to say something so, I jumped on the brakes as hard as I could, I guess I forgot I had tied your bike on my bumper.”
Source: Dreaming is for lovers
“I had a dream about you. You were so cute, and I was holding you for a long time. We went for a walk, happily strutting down the street. We saw a couple others but they weren’t having as much fun as we were. We arrived back home and I gave you a kiss on the nose and a bone.”
Source: Dreaming is for lovers
“I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you had to wear a mustache as a belt.”
Source: I Had a Dream About You
“I had a dream about you. You were you, but you were many—a multitude of mannequins, each named Manny. And I was me, but I was Dark Jar Tin Zoo, and as such I made love to you—all of you. Then I woke up alone, naked, cuddling a mannequin I named after you who smells like you, because I spray it with the same fragrance you used to wear. Is that crazy? No, I didn’t think so either.”
Source: I Had a Dream About You
“I had a dream about you. Your skin was sandpaper and your armpits were hollow, filled with dark chocolate and prunes. You offered me coffee and when I said no you handed me black coffee with a note that read "12 reasons not to drink coffee". I knew we would get along.”
Source: Dreaming is for lovers
“I had a dream and I got up to write it--normally you don't do that, normally it's the penguin orgy and you don't write that.”
“I had a dream I can buy my way to heaven.”
“I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven, when I awoke, I spent that on a NECKLACE.”
“I had a dream I named my boat after you. I love to raise your mast.”
Source: Better to be able to love than to be loveable
“I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.”
“I had a dream I was on the shelf in the refrigerator. Someone closes the door and the light goes off, and I know everybody's out there eating. And they open the door and you see everyone smiling and they are happy to see you but maybe they don't look right at you and maybe they don't pick you. And then the door closes again, the light goes off.”
“I had a dream I was walking down the street and didn't have to hold anyone's hand”
“I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.”
“I had a dream like Martin Luther King.”
“I had a dream my life would be different from this hell I am living, so different from what it seemed. Now life has killed the dream I dreamed.”
“i had a dream of you last night, i was all alone in the desert, surrounded by darkness on a desolate playa, and then you came to me and gave me light, you were the moon...i knew it was you, for you were the brightest of all the heavenly bodies, and something of this sort of certainty come but once in a lifetime”
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“I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey, I'm freakin' Zach Braff.' I did it the next morning.”
“I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.”
“I had a dream that boys would act like men for once…then I woke up.”
Source: Dreaming is for lovers
“I had a dream that Britney Spears rubbed her breasts in my face and Jennifer Lopez gave me head while Salma Hayek sucked my toes and the Olsen twins videotaped everything. I would have kept dreaming it, too, if I hadn't set off the smoke detector.”
“I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.”
“I had a dream that I could please everyone. Well that will always be a dream, because I find that near to impossible to do.”
Source: Dreaming is for lovers
“I had a dream that I didn’t care anymore…when I woke up I realized that I was stuck with a big heart.”
Source: Dreaming is for lovers
“I had a dream that I had brown hair…I woke up and ran to the mirror…Phew! I’m still a blonde.”
Source: Dreaming is for lovers