I Quotes
Browse famous quotes beginning with I. This page is a child index of the full Popular Quotes A-Z directory.
“If you can't join them, beat them.”
“If you can't joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what's the point of jokes? What's the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things.”
“If you can't jump on board when the ride's going past that's it, it usually goes by, so the hugest compliment they paid me was to come back to me. It motivated me to try to fulfill their faith.”
“If you can't keep a promise to your family, can't keep a promise to your wife, you're having an affair, you're lying about the affair repeatedly. Why should the American people trust you when you say you're not gonna lie to them. Why should we trust you?”
“if you can't keep him interested, that's your fault.”
“If you can't keep quiet, shut up!”
“If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.”
“If you can't keep your hands off your girlfriend, then keep your hands off of God's daughter.”
“If you can't know the truth, said Isolde, live the most awesome lie you can think off.”
“If you can't laugh about sex, you shouldn't be doing it.”
“If you can't laugh at yourself or take any type of criticism or comment about yourself, I think it's more of a reflection of you.”
“If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.”
“If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.”
“If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when you do that.”
“If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?”
“If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.”
“If you can't laugh at yourself, you're cooked!”
“If you can't laugh when things go bad--laugh and put on a little carnival--then you're either dead or wishing you were.”
Source: Under the Dome: A Novel
“If you can't laugh, you won't make it.”
Source: The Day I Shot Cupid: Hello, My Name Is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I'm a Love-aholic
“If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.”
“If you can't learn to enjoy your life when you have problems, you may never enjoy it because we'll always have problems.”
“If you can't lend a hand, then get out of the way.”
“If you can't live it down, might as well live it up.”
“If you can't live through adversity, you'll never be good at what you do. You have to live through the unfair things, and you have to develop the hide to not let it bother you and keep your eyes focused on what you have to do.”
“If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?”
Source: If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?!
“If you can't look after something in your care, you have no right to keep it.”
Source: The goblin hat and other stories
“If you can't look in the mirror and genuinely love 100% of what you see, how can you possibly say "i love you" to someone else.”
“If you can't love crudeness, how can you truly love mankind?”
“If you can't love me the right way, then don't love me at all. Don't be mad at me because I prefer to be happy.”
“If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?”
“If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything.”
Source: Ordinary Children, Extraordinary Teachers
“If you can't make art, make your life a work of art.”
“If you can't make freinds with God, make freinds with someone is friends and maybe you'll get invited to the party.”
“If you can't make fun of yourself, you don't have any right to make fun of others”
“If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.”
“If you can't make it go away, wait it out.”
Source: Magic Bites: A Special Edition of the First Kate Daniels Novel
“If you can't make it good, at least make it look good.”
“If you can't make money from attention, you should do something else for a living.”
“If you can't make the image bigger or more important than what you see, then don't push the button”
“If you can't make yourself understood by your friends, you'll be in trouble when your enemies come for you.”
“If you can't manage courtesy, try silence.”
Source: White Night: A Novel of the Dresden Files
“If you can't measure it, you can't change it.”
“If you can't measure it, you probably can't manage it Things you measure tend to improve.”
“If you can't meditate in a boiler room, you can't meditate.”
“If you can't move your brush good, just move your face.”
“If you can't outplay the opposition, you must outnumber them.”
“If you can't outplay them, outwork them.”
“If you can't outsmart people, outwork them.”
“If you can't paint, paint Big.”
“If you can't pay for a thing, don't buy it. If you can't get paid for it, don't sell it.”