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“The only way I could get my old CD into stores is if I took one in and leave it. "Sir, you forgot this." "No, I did not. That is for sale. Please alphabetize it."”

Ifs Way Humor Funny Please Stores Cds

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“The only way I could get to sleep between my night shifts was to use sleeping tablets.”

Night Sleep Astronomy Medication Sleeping Tablets Hypoxia Apnea Between Shifts

Author:Steven Magee

Source: Night Shift Recovery

“The only way I could relax was when I was with my children.”

Way Children My Children Relax

Author:Andrew Wiles

“The only way I could work properly was by using the absolute maximum of observation and concentration that I could possible muster.”

Way Absolutes Observation Concentration Maximum Muster

Author:Lucian Freud

“The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard”

Heart Hard Humor Comedy Broken Absurd Die Slammed

Author:Josh Stern

Source: And That’s Why I’m Single

“The only way I get back to my center is either by talking to my wife or by spending time by myself.”

Way Talking Wife My Wife Spending Get Back Spending Time

Author:Matt Nathanson

“The only way I have ever understood, broken free, emerged, healed, forgiven, flourished, and grown powerful is by asking the hardest questions and then living into the answers through opening up to my own terror and transmuting it into creativity. I have gotten nowhere by retreating into hand-me-down sureties or resisting the tensions that truth ignited.”

Way Hands My Own Answers Powerful Creativity Broken Understood Asking Terror Hardest Opening Tension Forgiven Healed Resisting Opening Up

Author:Sue Monk Kidd

“The only way I hear gossip is if it's big enough and loud enough for my friends to bring it up to me. Or if it's, like, a big untrue ordeal from my publicist - and she hates making that phone call!”

Ifs Way Enough Bigs Hate My Friends Phones Loud Gossip Phone Calls Untrue Ordeals Publicists

Author:Taylor Swift

“The only way I knew how to live the best day ever was on an expedition.”

Hope Inspiring Travel Determination Difficulty Grit Life Goals Dare To Dream Explorer

Author:Hendri Coetzee

“The only way I knew I was ready to come out was I was being driven crazy by the fact that I was not out.”

Way Facts Crazy Ready Driven

Author:Troye Sivan

“The only way I know as a director is to figure out what the film is about. And out of the theme and the sense of what the film is about, all those decisions start to make sense. But to find that truth within it, you have to limit your possibilities and limit your choices. That's where this visual language grows out of.”

Knows Way Film Choices Language Grows Decision Figures Possibility Directors Limits Make Sense Theme Visuals

Author:Darren Aronofsky

“The only way I know how to deliver is to focus; some people can turn it on or off - I'd rather stay in character.”

People Knows Way Character Turns Know How Focus

Author:Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

“the only way I know that I'm alive is cause it hurts”

Hurt Alive

Author:Alec Benjamin

“The only way I know to drive out evil from the country is by the constructive method of filling it with good.”

Knows Way Country Evil Method Filling Constructive

Author:Calvin Coolidge

“The only way I like to see cops given flowers is in a flower pot from a high window.”

Way Given Flower Window Pot Cop Hippie

Author:William S. Burroughs

Source: The Job: Interviews with William S. Burroughs

“The only way I see an out is for you to take full responsibility.”

Way Christian Leadership Church Responsibility

Author:Johnny Hunt

“The only way I survive is to never stop moving. I make sure I'm always surrounded by others, so I won't have time to think and end up imploding like a dying star.”

Love Heartbreak Jules Revenants

Author:Amy Plum

Source: Die Once More

“The only way I think about kids in production is practically, the younger the kids are the harder it is to shot the movie.”

Thinking Way Kids Shots Harder Productions

Author:Jason Blum

“The only way, I thought to myself, that this could get any weirder would be if it turns out he has that dead body's head on ice where in the basement, some ready for transplantation onto Cindy Crawford's body as soon as it becomes available.”

High School Ya Contemporary Ghosts Supernatural

Author:Meg Cabot

Source: Ninth Key

“The only way I've been able to cope is to set up house in a metaphorical white room. Keep everything simple. Color is emotion; the thing that drives me to please like an insatiable addiction, and that addiction puts me in jeopardy of compromise. Compromising for the sake of pleasing makes the intellectual in me want to puke. Hating myself in any way makes me grieve, and that's something I can't afford.”

Life Inspirational Motivational Life Lessons Grief Healing Survivor Healing Journey Holly Carter

Author:Penelope Przekop

Source: Centerpieces

“The only way I was able to defend myself was to be able to take punishment. Then I got a lot of respect. They said, "Oh, he's okay, he can take it. Don't hit him." The guys were pretty big, and I had asthma.”

Way Said Bigs Able Guy Okay Punishment They Said Asthma

Author:Martin Scorsese

“The only way I was allowed to play was by convincing bands to let me do a few songs while they set up. That went on for years.”

Way Years Play Song Band Let Me Convincing

Author:Beck

“The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.”

Ifs Way Sitcom

Author:Gabriel Iglesias

“The only way I will leave this job will be because of results. I'm too stubborn to quit because of criticism - too stubborn.”

Way Jobs Results Criticism Quitting Stubborn

Author:Sven-Goran Eriksson

“The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.”

Ifs Way Kind Shows Would Be Comedy Standards Host Talk Shows

Author:Garry Shandling

“The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.”

Ifs Way Littles Home Husband Caught Radio Makeup My Husband Baths Slap Lipstick Bathtubs Without Makeup Morgues

Author:Dolly Parton

“The only way I'd want to do something in television would be if it was about how I think as a comedian. I'd need to be able to be a creator. That's what I enjoy - I enjoy coming up with comedy, so it'd be very difficult for me to be sitting in a room and have somebody come in and say, "Here's your script! Learn these lines!" That's not fun. At least not for me.”

Ifs Thinking Way Want Needs Would Be Able Fun Enjoy Difficult Lines Rooms Comedy Television Sitting Scripts Creator Comedian

Author:Brian Regan

“The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.”

Ifs Way Sports Sides Worry Fields Snow Weather

Author:Tommy Lasorda

“The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.”

Ifs Way Fall Hurt Feet Machines Earthquakes Casinos Slot Machines

Author:Jack Benny

“The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself to the team.”

Way I Can Names Team Golf Cups Captains

Author:John Daly

“The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration.”

Ifs Way Running Involved Administration Marathon

Author:Sally Phillips

“The only way I'll really smile is if you cut me ear to ear.”

Ifs Way Cutting Ears

Author:Oliver Sykes

“The only way I'm going to be able to really, truly live a moment is if it actually means something to me.”

Ifs Way Mean Moments Able

Author:Ian Somerhalder

“The only way I'm going to get a gold glove is with a can of spray paint.”

Way Gold Baseball Paint Gloves Spray Spray Paint

Author:Reggie Jackson

“The only way I'm interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way.”

Way Baby Old Fashioned Having A Baby

Author:Bethenny Frankel

“The only way I'm keeping my hands off her is if I'm dead. Find another way to fix us.”

Ifs Way Hands Another Way Decisiveness

Author:Sylvia Day

Source: The Crossfire Series Books 1-3 by Sylvia Day

“The only way I've been able to stay informed without letting fury rule my life is to channel my rage into something that ultimately feels like love to me. The place I do that the best is in my writing. That's where I feel like I can tap into the power of story and maybe bring something good into the world.”

World Writing Rage Fury

Author:Cheryl Strayed

“The only way I've been able to survive the betrayal of lovers, family members, and society is to be able to create as an artist.”

Way Able Artist Lovers Members Betrayal Family Members

Author:Madonna Ciccone

“The only way I've learned to change anyone's mind politically is to make them laugh. My whole career has been about that.”

Way Mind Has Beens Whole Careers Laughing I've Learned

Author:John Waters

“the only way in which a human being can make some approach to knowing the whole of a subject, is by hearing what can be said about it by persons of every variety of opinion, and studying all modes in which it can be looked at by every character of mind. No wise man ever acquired his wisdom in any mode but this; nor is it in the nature of human intellect to become wise in any other manner.”

Men Way Mind Humans Persons Said Whole Character Human Beings Opinion Knowing Study Wise Subjects Approach Hearing Intellect Variety

Author:John Stuart Mill

Source: On Liberty

“The only way in which a nation can make itself wealthy and prosperous is by good housekeeping: that is, by providing for its wants in the order of their importance, and allowing no money to be wasted on whims and luxuries until necessities have been thoroughly served.”

Way Want Has Beens Order Nations Wealth Economy Importance Prosperity Luxury Wealthy Allowing Providing Prosperous No Money Whim Housekeeping Good Housekeeping

Author:George Bernard Shaw

“The only way in which one can make endurable man's inhumanity to man, and man's destruction of his own environment, is to exemplify in your own lives man's humanity to man and man's reverence for the place in which he lives.”

Men Way Humanity Environment Destruction Reverence Inhumanity Inhumanity To Man

Author:Alan Paton

Source: Knocking on the Door

“The only way in which one human being can properly attempt to influence another is by encouraging him to think for himself, instead of endeavoring to instill ready-made opinions into his head.”

Thinking Way Humans Made Human Beings Opinion Influence Ready Instill

Author:Leslie Stephen

“The only way into truth is through one's own annihilation; through dwelling a long time in a state of extreme and total humiliation.”

Way Long States Truth House Truth Is Long Time Extremes Humiliation Dwelling Annihilation

Author:Simone Weil

Source: Selected Essays, 1934-1943: Historical, Political, and Moral Writings

“The only way is to teach with love, which requires looking beyond what seems, and remembering we create with our judgements.”

Way Love Seems Remember Teach Judgement

Author:Bryant H. McGill

“The only way I’d ever recruit a white quarterback to play for me is if his mom and daddy would both have to be black, and that’s the only way I would do it.”

Ifs Way Play Black White Mom Daddy Quarterback Mom And Dad Recruit

Author:Barry Switzer

“The only way liberals win national elections is by pretending they're not liberals.”

Way Winning Election Pretending

Author:Rush Limbaugh

“The only way love can last a lifetime is if it's unconditional. The truth is this: love is not determined by the one being loved but rather by the one choosing to love.”

Source: The Love Dare

“The only way love can last a lifetime is if it’s unconditional.”

Ifs Way Lasts Lifetime Unconditional Love Unconditional Conditional Love Unconditionally Conditional Love Love Dare Choosing To Love

Author:Stephen Kendrick

Source: The Love Dare Day by Day: A Year of Devotions for Couples

“The only way love punishes in by suffering.”

Way Love Suffering

Author:Mahatma Gandhi

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