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“Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.”

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Book:Humorous English: a guide to comic usage, jocular speech and writing, and witty grammar

Source: Humorous English: a guide to comic usage, jocular speech and writing, and witty grammar

“A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.”

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Author:Mickey Rooney

“Winning isn't the end of the world”

“After divorce of Pompeia in 62 BC I feel that members of my family should never be suspected of breaking the law. -Meos tam suspicione quam crimine iudico carere oportere”

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Author:Julius Caesar

“The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population.”

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Book:Selected Writings

Source: Selected Writings

“Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.”

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Author:Larry Gelbart

“I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.”

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Author:Lenny Clarke

“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.”

“Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.”

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Book:Backlash: the undeclared war against American women

Source: Backlash: the undeclared war against American women

“I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.”

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Author:Susan B. Anthony