“There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters. Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry.” DogCryMastersBabyHumorousGolfAbsolutely NothingBarkSmall Dogs Author:Gary Player
“Nobody is excused from the excellence trend. Babies are not excused. Starting right after they get out of the womb, modern babies are exposed to instructional flashcards designed to make them the best babies they can possibly be, so they can get into today's competitive preschools. Your eighties baby sees so many flashcards that he never gets an unobstructed view of his parents' faces. As an adult, he'll carry around a little wallet card that says "7x9=63," because it will remind him of mother.” ChildrenLittlesHumorKidsTodayFunnyFacesMotherParentViewsModernBabyHumorousAdultsExcellenceStartingCardsTrendsExposedWombEightyWallets Author:Dave Barry
“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.” FunnySawsBabyHumorousParentingRadioWittyMotherhoodComedianToysBathsUnwantedToastersFunny ComedianHillariousRemembering Her Author:Joan Rivers
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” IfsTwoHandsFunnyMotherWorkBabyMomEvolutionHumorousParentingMy MomMotherhoodComedianMumHilariousMothers DayMamaRaising ChildrenBeing A MomYour MomParentalMotheringMother DaughterHappy Mothers DayYour DaughterHaving KidsBest MotherFunny ParentingFunny ParentTwo HandsYour MumMom And DaughterInspirational MothersMother ProverbsInspirational MotherhoodGood Happy Mothers DayJust A MomInspiring MotherhoodWorking MomFunny Mothers DayFunny MotherhoodMother CareHappy Fathers Day MomMother FlowerFunny MotherMom Knows BestMom DaughterGreatest MomJoys Of MotherhoodLove MomGreatest Mothers DayMothers Day CardsEvolution Of LifeTouching MotherBeautiful Mother And DaughterNew MotherMother And BabyHaving A DaughterBad Mother Author:Milton Berle
“I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?” LittlesUseHumorFunnyMotherBabyHumorousWittyTinyChineseSarcasticForksSpoonsToothpicks Author:George Carlin
“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.” WantFunnyBabyHumorousTrainSoldierWittySarcasticSanctity Of LifeDead Soldiers Author:George Carlin