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“Hitting a golf ball and putting have nothing in common. They're two different games. You work all your life to perfect a repeating swing that will get you to the greens, and then you have to try to do something that is totally unrelated. There shouldn't be any cups, just flag sticks. And then the man who hit the most fairways and greens and got closest to the pins would be the tournament winner.”

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Author:Ben Hogan

“Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf ball can hold more terrors than a spacious auditorium packed with people.”

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Book:Bobby Jones on Golf

Source: Bobby Jones on Golf

“I always like to see a person stand up to a golf ball as though he were perfectly at home in its presence.”

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Book:Bobby Jones on Golf

Source: Bobby Jones on Golf

“If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.”

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Author:Bob Hope

“You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.”

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Author:Sam Snead

“Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.”

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Author:Dan Jenkins

“By the time you get to your ball, if you don't know what to do with it, try another sport.”

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Author:Julius Boros

“Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again.”

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Author:Alan Shepard

“The earth is Godʹs golf ball.”

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Author:Don Van Vliet

“Here were decent godless people; Their only monument the asphalt road And a thousand lost golf balls.”

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Author:T. S. Eliot

“Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.”

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Book:Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf

Source: Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf

“Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.”

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Book:Learning Golf: The How-To-Learn Book for Aspiring Golfers

Source: Learning Golf: The How-To-Learn Book for Aspiring Golfers