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“Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.”
“TIME's Person of the Year for 2006, maintainer of a foot long beard”
“Yes, I am old enough to grow a beard actually. So ner-ner-ner-ner”
“Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning”
“I thought comedians had to have black on their faces or red beards.”
“The American Race is marked by a brown complexion; long, black, lank hair; and deficient beard.”
“He's got himself, and he's got a beard. That's all Chris Jericho needs.”
“It always seemed to me that men wore their beards, like they wear their neckties, for show.”
“If you had half as much brains as you have beard, you would have looked before you leaped.”
“Hey, I'm just a singer in a fabulous dress, with great hair and a beard!”
“If you have any shame, forbear to pluck the beard of a dead lion.”
“Beware of long arguments and long beards.”