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“An international team of psychiatrists has flown to Redmond, WA in an attempt to discover exactly what makes Bill Gates tick. And, more especially, what makes him go cuckoo every half hour.”

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Author:David Pogue

“In the summer of 1988, I received an interesting call from Bill Gates at Microsoft. He asked whether I'd like to come over and talk about building a new operating system at Microsoft for personal computers. What Bill had to offer was the opportunity to build another operating system, one that was portable.”

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Author:Dave Cutler

“Bill Gates did predict that computers for people made sense because he wrote a basic.”

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Author:Steve Wozniak

“My current computer, in addition to 'DOS,' has 'Windows,' which is another invention of Bill Gates, designed as a security measure to thwart those users who are somehow able to get past DOS.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.”

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Author:Dennis Miller

“Bill Gates, who is the classic computer nerd, as opposed to Steve who is, like the coolest guy in the world. And who is really doing things to make the world a better place?”

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Author:Alex Gibney

“I discovered what I call the Bill Gates effect. That is, the more successful you are, the uglier you get.”

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Author:Scott Adams

“I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that's why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.”

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Author:Andy Rooney

“Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for?" - Eric, club dead.”

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Book:Club Dead: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel

Source: Club Dead: A Sookie Stackhouse Novel