“Cats are narcissistic. Their needs come before ours. They don't understand the word "No." They carry themselves with that aloof, arrogant sense of perpetual entitlement, they will jump up and insinuate themselves wherever they please--on your lap, on your newspaper, on your computer keyboard--and they really couldn't care less how their behavior affects the people in their lives. I've had boyfriends like this; who needs such behavior in a housepet?” PeopleNeedsCarePleaseBehaviorComputerCatNewspapersArrogantPerpetualLapEntitlementNarcissisticKeyboardsAloofComputer Keyboards Author:Caroline Knapp
“Bill Gates is just a monocle and a Persian Cat away from being one of the bad guys in a James Bond movie.” HumorFunnyGuyComputerCatBillsGatesBad GuysPersianBond MovieJames Bond MovieMonocles Author:Dennis Miller
“The damned cats like pushing the reset button on my computer.” ComputerCatPushingButtonsResetReset Button Author:Adam Rifkin
“Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” ComputerCatSeniorProgrammersHerding Cats Author:David Platt
“I describe myself as an indoor cat, because I'm a computer guy and I always have been.” Has BeensGuyComputerCatDescribe Myself Author:Edward Snowden
“I happen to think that computers are the most important thing to happen to musicians since the invention of cat-gut which was a long time ago.” ThinkingLongImportantHappensComputerMusicianLong TimeCatImportant ThingsInventionGutsClassroomLong Time AgoSynthesizers Author:Robert Moog
“When I visit a new bookstore, I demand cleanliness, computer monitors, and rigorous alphabetization. When I visit a secondhand bookstore, I prefer indifferent housekeeping, sleeping cats, and sufficient organizational chaos.” SleepDemandComputerCatChaosSufficientIndifferentBookstoresCleanlinessOrganizationalHousekeeping Author:Anne Fadiman