“In Britain we have a very powerful tabloid culture with celebrities on the front page crying with their make-up smeared and tears, and it's kind of what you'd expect from someone who likes to dress up that way.” WayKindCulturePowerfulFrontsCryTearsPagesDressesLikesBritainVery PowerfulTabloids Author:Eddie Izzard
“The most important thing, of course, is that you should look more stunning than you have ever looked in your life. How many excuses do you have to wear a dress bigger than anyone else's, at a party just for you, where everyone has to burst into tears from how gorgeous you look while you prance around in front of them? Remember, your lifelong happiness depends on this one article of clothing. If it doesn't look good, you're not a bride. You're just some idiot in a big white thing - a color unflattering to about 93 percent of the population.” IfsShouldLooksImportantBigsRememberCoursesWhitePartyFrontsTearsColorDependsPercentBiggerDressesImportant ThingsPopulationExcuseIdiotArticlesClothingsGorgeousLifelongBridesStunning Author:Mimi Pond
“I'm really not into that super-crazy-colour, smiley-faces-on-the-front-of-your-dress look. That's not my thing. You're not going to see me in pink. Or anything frilly. Or a tutu. Or bows.” LooksFacesCrazyFrontsDressesColourBowsSmileySmiley Face Author:Erin Wasson
“My front door had seen jean skirts, dresses, even a see-through tube dress over a string bikini. A handful of times, spackled-on makeup and glitter lotion. Never pajamas.” DoorsFrontsDressesMakeupStringsHandfulSkirtsTubesGlitterFront DoorsPajamasBikinisLotion Book:Walking Disaster: A Novel Source: Walking Disaster: A Novel
“One can never go wrong with a crisp white shirt to dress up any look. Styled with rolled sleeves and a front tuck creating a chic look for day and night.” LooksNightWhiteFrontsCreatingDressesShirtsSleevesDay And NightCrispsChicWhite Shirts Author:George Kotsiopoulos
“Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.” MenNeedsFeelsHelpingHumorFunnyFrontsMarriedClothesDressesUrgesButtonsSexuallyZips Author:Rita Rudner
“A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."” MenHumorFunnyPartyFrontsHe ManDressesCome UpSupposed To BeFancyPantsPrematureEjaculationPremature Ejaculation Author:Tommy Cooper
“I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of me. It was extraordinary. I didn't know where to look.” KnowsLooksLeftFrontsDressesExtraordinaryPlatesBosomsCourtney Author:Hugh Grant
“The body image took a real battering. I had really not taken on board how I would feel dressed in a flimsy dress in front of millions of people.” PeopleFeelsRealBodyMillionsTakenFrontsDressesBoardsBody ImageBattering Author:Lynda Bellingham
“I was always really shy. That's why being in front of cameras like this is uncomfortable. I found that when I was a kid, I would hide behind playing pretend. That's when I would come out of my shell. I would dress up as an old man or something and go out onto the street with my mom. I would come out of my shell that way. So I ended up stumbling into acting. It was the one thing that I found a passion for.” MenWayKidsPassionFoundActingBehindsOne ThingStreetsFrontsMomCamerasDressesMy MomUncomfortableShyOld ManShellsStumbling Author:Austin Butler
“There was actually some serious time in front of the mirror, checking yourself out, checking out your shirt, checking out your pants.Combing that hair. Really putting some thought and effort behind it and it's astounding how terrible I used to make myself look. Still to this day I don't really know how to dress myself.” KnowsLooksStillsUsedEffortBehindsKnow HowFrontsSeriousHairTerribleMirrorsDressesShirtsThis DayPantsChecking Out Author:Rob Huebel
“My mom [comes] to see my shows because she's so proud, but I'm talking about losing my virginity, my ex-wife and our sexual problems, and she's sitting in the front row smiling. I just go, "Mom, you can't sit in the front row, you can't smile. You have to go way in the back and dress in black. If I see you it's like you're breaking in when I'm having sex with my wife. It's just wrong."” IfsWayShowsProblemSexBlackTalkingWifeFrontsLike YouMomProudLosingSittingDressesMy MomMy WifeExesVirginityHaving SexEx Wife Author:John Leguizamo
“I went to an all-boys Catholic school, and not only were we not allowed to wear pajamas, we had to wear dress shirts, dress pants, a tie, dress shoes... they stopped making us wear blazers, like, two years before I started there, so pajamas... you wouldn't even get in the front door wearing pajamas at my school.” YearsTwoSchoolBoysDoorsFrontsCatholicDressesShoesShirtsTiesTwo YearsPantsFront DoorsPajamasCatholic SchoolBlazers Author:John C. Reilly
“It's funny how strangers can pass in front of you every day and all you see is a flat shadow, a vague outline, not noticing any of the details. They move in a gray crowd, always looking the same and acting the same, simple caricatures of who they really are, but once you get to know them, you notice the specific, tiniest things, you pay attention to the intricacies of their personalities, their habits and particular ways of walking and talking, the subtle changes in their appearance and dress.” KnowsWayMovingSimplePayActingAttentionTalkingFrontsParticularPersonalityHabitWalkingShadowDressesDetailsCrowdsAppearanceStrangerPay AttentionSubtleFlatsGrayVagueOutlinesNoticingCaricaturesIntricacy Book:As Simple as Snow Source: As Simple as Snow
“Yes, my tiara sets off the whole thing nicely," said Auntie Muriel in a rather carrying whisper. "But I must say, Ginevra's dress is far too low-cut." Ginny glanced round, grinning, winked at Harry, then quickly faced the front again.” SaidWholeCuttingFrontsLowsDressesRoundsGrinningTiarasAuntieGinny Weasley Author:J. K. Rowling
“Being in front of a camera, in a nice dress, getting all dressed up is extreme. There's a lot of other extreme situations, you know, just getting out of bed sometimes is extreme - but I do it. Just got to do it, just got to get up. Put your sweatpants on, brush off the dog hair and just get out of the house!” KnowsSometimesHouseSituationNiceDogFrontsHairBedCamerasDressesExtremesGet UpBrushesDressed UpSweatpants Author:Sandra Bullock
“I’d want our wedding to be special. I don’t have a dress, you don’t have a best man, and instead of flowers, we have corpses on poles decorating the front of the house.” “Flowers are on the way, as is my best man, three seamstresses are ready to make any dress you desire, and I’ll have the corpses taken down,” he replied without missing a beat.” MenWayWantDesireThreeHouseTakenSpecialMissingFrontsReadyFlowerBeatsDressesCorpsesDecoratingOur Wedding Author:Jeaniene Frost
“But I don't have a very good track record with royalty. My dress fell off in front of Prince Charles at the Prince's Trust, so I'm just living up to my reputation.” RecordsFrontsDressesVery GoodTrackReputationRoyaltyTrack Record Author:Kate Bush
“Unfortunately, the greatest photographers don't pay extreme attention to the clothes. If they decide to put a dress in a bathtub or in front of a cow in the countryside with dirt everywhere, well, the dresses come back... ready to be put in the garbage.” IfsWellsPayAttentionFrontsReadyClothesDressesPhotographerExtremesCowsDirtGarbageCountrysideBathtubs Author:Valentino Garavani
“Our democracy, our culture, our whole way of life is a spectacular triumph of the blah. Why not have a political convention without politics to nominate a leader who's out in front of nobody? Maybe our national mindlessness is the very thing that keeps us from turning into one of those smelly European countries full of pseudo-reds and crypto-fascists and greens who dress like forest elves.” WayCountryWholeAmericaPoliticalLife IsCultureLeaderDemocracyFrontsDressesForestsTriumphWhy NotConventionsSpectacularFascistsPseudoEuropean CountriesBlahSmelly Author:P. J. O'Rourke