“When someone you love dies, you get a big bowl of sadness put down in front of you, steaming hot. You can start eating now, or you can let it cool and eat it bit by bit later one. Either way, you end up eating the whole thing. There's really no way around it.” WayEndsWholeBigsDiesBitsSadnessFrontsEatingHotBowlsOne You LoveSomeone You Love Author:Ralph Fletcher
“Buy or borrow self-improvement books, but don't read them. Stack them around your bedroom and use them as places to rest bowls of cookies.Watch exercise shows on television, but don't do the exercises. Practice believing that the benefit lies in imagining yourself doing the exercises.Don't power walk. Saunter slowly in the sun, eating chocolate, and carry a blanket so you can take a nap.” BelieveBookSelfUseShowsLyingWalksWatchesPracticeSunTelevisionExerciseBenefitsEatingSelf ImprovementImprovementChocolateBowlsBedroomCookiesBlanketNapsEating ChocolateImagining Yourself Author:Sark
“I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli?" Broccoli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, OK! When they ask me what I want, I say: What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now.” ThinkingWantHumorFunnyAmericaAsksFeltSidesRight NowEatingRedFolksAsk MeMeatRestaurantsVegetarianBowlsDishesBroccoliRed MeatWimpsSide Dishes Author:Denis Leary
“US officials have now approved the first anti-obesity drug for dogs. I'm no a veterinarian, but if your dog is over eating, try putting a little less food in the bowl. Do we really need to give him a pill? Is the dog taking your car keys and driving to McDonalds?” IfsNeedsGivingTryingFirstsLittlesDogCarKeysDrugEatingDrivingOfficialsBowlsPillsObesityApprovedMcdonaldsVeterinarianCar Keys Author:Jay Leno
“I'm like it's - it's like taking out whatever you have in your fridge and putting it in a bowl and eating it.” EatingBowlsFridges Author:Trisha Yearwood
“I feel like talking to people who don't tour, when you talk about touring - obviously we're super blessed and very lucky to be doing what we do - but there are so many weird things that could never happen anywhere else. When I talk to people who don't tour they look at me like I'm being bratty and complaining about this job that I have. It's not that! It's the fact that when I'm home I can exercise every day, I can cook myself good meals, then when I'm on the road for a long time it's like, "There's a Subway. I guess I'm eating a bowl full of lettuce because I don't eat McDonalds."” PeopleFeelsLooksLongI CanFactsHomeHappensJobsTalkingExerciseLuckyEatingLong TimeBlessedComplainingCooksMealsBowlsLook At MeTouringSubwayMcdonaldsWeird ThingsLettuceGood Meals Author:Bethany Cosentino
“I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super Bowl Sunday, I thought, 'Surrender to it. It's nacho time.' Then I ate nothing but Doritos all day.” EatingConsciousSurrenderSundayBowlsComfortingSuper BowlCaloriesDoritosNachos Author:Kristen Bell
“I've been very competitive by nature from a young age, whether it was eating a bowl of pasta faster than somebody else, or always wanting to be the first one in line.” FirstsAgeYoungLinesEatingAgingFasterBirthdayBowlsYoung AgePasta50th Birthday Author:Maria Sharapova
“Dear Complete and Utter Stranger, The first thing that I have to say is that I hate oatmeal. I really hate it. And you know what? If you like oatmeal at all? I mean even the tiniest bit? I mean, say you were lost in the Himalayas, right, and you hadn't eaten anything except a Mars Bar for about seven years, right, and you're really cold and your fingers are all dropping off, right, and you look behind this rock, and there's this bowl of oatmeal? Say you would even think about eating the oatmeal? Well, JUST DON'T BOTHER WRITING TO ME, OKAY?” IfsThinkingKnowsWritingYearsFirstsWellsLooksMeanHateLostBitsBehindsRocksColdEatingOkayI HateFingersSevenDearStrangerBarsBotherWhat IfBowlsMarsSeven YearsDroppingHimalayasOatmeal Book:Feeling Sorry for Celia: A Novel Source: Feeling Sorry for Celia: A Novel
“It was hard to feel the right emotions at the right times. They didn’t come at all when you set a place for them, and they sacked when you weren’t ready, when you were just innocently flossing your teeth, for example, or eating a bowl of cereal.” LifeFeelsHardEmotionExampleReadyEatingTeethBowlsRight TimeCerealFlossing Author:Ann Brashares
“Well then," Roen said briskly, "are you sleeping?" "Yes." "Come now. A mother can tell when her son lies. Are you eating?" "No," Brigan said gravely. "I've not eaten in two months. It's a hunger strike to protest the spring flooding in the south." "Gracious," Roen said, reaching for the fruit bowl. "Have an apple, dear.” WellsSaidTwoLyingMotherSleepSonMonthsEatingSpringSouthFruitDearHungerStrikesApplesReachingProtestBowlsGraciousTwo MonthsFloodingHunger Strike Book:Fire Source: Fire