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“I hate skinny women, especially when they say things like 'Sometimes I forget to eat.' Now, I've forgotten my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but you've got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!”

Kind Sometimes Mother Hate Names Forget Special Stupid Keys Eating Weight I Hate Forgotten Skinny Maidens Maiden Names

Author:Marsha Warfield

“People make fun of what I'm eating because they can tell I hate it. They know I am not happy eating healthy food. I look miserable - I look like I would rather be eating something else.”

People Knows Looks Hate Fun Healthy Eating I Hate Miserable Not Happy Healthy Food Eating Healthy Eating Healthy Food

Author:Seth Rogen

“When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.”

Hate Asks Stuff Nice Eating I Hate

Author:Billy Connolly

“I always have to have sweet and salty. I know some of you are going to say, "Oh, I tried dates. I hate them." That's probably because you had the ones that were on the shelf for three years. Go to some healthy place and get the fresh ones, and you will just love them. You'll start eating them and think they're so good.”

Thinking Knows Years Hate Three Sweet Healthy Eating I Hate Three Years Shelves Salty

Author:Sandra Cisneros

“I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.”

Littles Hate Bits Imagine Eating Little Bit I Hate Prison Liver Turkish Ketchup

Author:Rich Fulcher

“Personally, I hate flossing. So this is the first discipline I quit when I am stressed. But if I stop this one important habit, then I might be tempted to cheat on my eating plan, stay up too late, or skip my Bible reading. If I stay faithful in doing something that I don't enjoy, I tend to believe that I'm disciplined. Therefore, I eat better, go to bed on time, and stay in God's Word.”

“I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.”

I Can Hate Business Television Eating I Hate Filmmaker Nuts Peanuts

Author:Orson Welles

“Dear Complete and Utter Stranger, The first thing that I have to say is that I hate oatmeal. I really hate it. And you know what? If you like oatmeal at all? I mean even the tiniest bit? I mean, say you were lost in the Himalayas, right, and you hadn't eaten anything except a Mars Bar for about seven years, right, and you're really cold and your fingers are all dropping off, right, and you look behind this rock, and there's this bowl of oatmeal? Say you would even think about eating the oatmeal? Well, JUST DON'T BOTHER WRITING TO ME, OKAY?”

Source: Feeling Sorry for Celia: A Novel

“I hate 'foodie' because it's cute, like pretty much all diminutives associated with eating. 'Veggies,' 'sammies,' 'parm.' I eat food, and I cook it: it's for eating, preferably with friends, and I don't make a fetish out of it.”

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Author:Steve Albini

“At least, you two have decent manners," says Effie as we're finishing the main course. "The pair last year ate everything with their hands like a couple of savages. It completely upset my digestion." ... My mother taught Prim and me to eat properly, so yes, I can handle a fork and knife. But I hate Effie Trinket's comment so much I make a point of eating the rest of my meal with my fingers. Then I wipe my hands on the tablecloth. This makes her purse her lips tightly together.”