“I saw few die of hunger; of eating, a hundred thousand.” DeathDiesSawsFoodThousandEatingHundredHungerNutritionPoor Richard Author:Benjamin Franklin
“If no one saw - it didn't count. It's only when you eat in front of strangers or people that make you feel guilty that food is really fattening.” PeopleIfsFeelsSawsFrontsEatingWeightStrangerGuiltyFattening Author:Arabella Weir
“I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.” HumorFunnySawsNiceEatingBiggerVisualsPadsGals Author:Adam Carolla
“I actually saw a kid and went home and drew him. I don't even know who he was. I was buying a TV set in Circuit City. I was looking at this kid and he was kind of standing there, staring off into space. Kids are pretty chubby nowadays because of all the fast-food places. I grew up eating fast food but now everything is double beef and double cheese. So there are a lot of these chubby boys with long, baggy shorts.” KnowsKindLongHomeKidsSpaceCitiesBoysSawsTvsGrewEatingGrew UpStandingStaringBuyingCheeseBeefCircuitsFast FoodShortsStanding ThereEating Fast Food Author:Mike Judge
“I have lunch with my friend who works for a theatrical agent and her and I were sitting there eating lunch on Sunset Boulevard and a woman who was a theatrical agent drove by and saw me and jumped out of the car and ran up and handed me her card. I had no idea this happens or would happen and I didn't know what to expect out of it. And my brother said alright you better call her and I said alright, why not? So that's pretty much how we got our first agent and then we started taking acting classes.” KnowsFirstsSaidIdeasHappensActingClassSawsCarBrotherEatingSittingMy FriendsCardsAgentsNo IdeaRanMy BrotherSunsetWhy NotLunchAlrightTheatricalActing ClassesBoulevardSunset BoulevardEating Lunch Author:George Stults
“As the children were sitting there eating pears, a girl came walking along the road from town. When she saw the children she stopped and asked, "Have you seen my papa go by?" "M-m-m," said Pippi. "How did he look? Did he have blue eyes?" "Yes," said the girl. "Medium large, not too tall and not too short?" "Yes," said the girl. "Black hat and black shoes?" "Yes, exactly," said the girl eagerly. "No, that one we haven't seen," said Pippi decidedly.” LooksChildrenSaidEyeGirlBlackSawsHavensWalkingEatingSittingTownsBlueShoesMediumsHatsTallToo ShortBlue EyesPapaPearsBlack Hats Author:Astrid Lindgren
“I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.” KnowsKidsFunnyRememberFacesYoungBoysSawsEatingIceCreamIce CreamRemember MeConesIce Cream Cones Author:Dane Cook
“I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over!"” SaidHumorFunnyGuyFallSawsEatingDrinkingGlassesRestaurantsMilkCowsJacketsLeatherMetamorphosisHamburgersLeather Jackets Author:Mitch Hedberg