“If you told me to write a love song tonight, I'd have a lot of trouble. But if you tell me to write a love song about a girl with a red dress who goes into a bar and is on her fifth martini and is falling off her chair, that's a lot easier, and it makes me free to say anything I want.” IfsWantWritingSongFallGirlTroubleEasierRedDressesBarsChairsTonightSay AnythingFifthMartiniFalling Off Author:Stephen Sondheim
“Even if you have the wit to look by yourself in a bush away from the other children, there are not many bell crickets in the world. Probably you will find a girl like a grasshopper whom you think is a bell cricket.And finally, to your clouded, wounded heart, even a true bell cricket will seem like a grasshopper. Should that day come, when it seems to you that the world is only full of grasshoppers, I will think it a pity that you have no way to remember tonight's play of light, when your name was written in green by your beautiful lantern on a girl's breast.” IfsThinkingWorldWayShouldLooksHeartChildrenPlayLightSeemsBeautifulRememberGirlNamesWrittenGreenWitPityBreastsTonightBellsWoundedCricketLanternsCloudedYour BeautifulGrasshoppersWounded Heart Author:Yasunari Kawabata
“Some street jokes are just timeless. There's an old street joke about comedians. The joke is that a beautiful girl comes up to a comedian at the end of the night and says, "I saw your show tonight, and I just loved it. I want to go home with you, and I'll do anything you want." And the comedian says, "Were you at the 7 or the 9?" That's just a perfect joke, because it points out how egomaniacal and obsessive comedians are. Even though I'm not waiting for a groupie, I can completely understand it. It just defines how comedians are driven.” WantI CanEndsShowsHomeBeautifulNightGirlWaitingPerfectSawsStreetsJokesCome UpDrivenComedianTonightTimelessObsessiveBeautiful GirlGroupie Author:Amy Schumer
“If any proof were needed of the progress of the cause for which I have worked, it is here tonight. The presence on the stage of these college women, and in the audience of all those college girls who will some day be the nation's greatest strength, will tell their own story to the world.” IfsWorldStoriesGirlNationsCausesAudienceProgressStageCollegeNeededProofTonightCollege Girl Book:Failure Is Impossible: Susan B. Anthony in Her Own Words Source: Failure Is Impossible: Susan B. Anthony in Her Own Words
“I'm a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl . . . leave me now return tonight tide will show you the way if you forget my name you will go astray like a killer whale trapped in a bay” IfsWayShowsGirlNamesForgetBloodReturnShapesTonightKillersTidesTrappedFountainLeaving MeWhalesKiller Whales Author:Bjork