“In junior high, there were a lot of really ugly guys who were popular because they made people laugh. I was like, "Wow, comedy is the great freer of hideous people." It was an incredibly liberating thing. If you ask a girl, "What do you want in a guy?" 99 percent are like, "I just want him to be funny." I thought, "If that applies to women, I'm set.” PeopleIfsWantMadeGuyGirlAsksLaughingComedyPercentUglyWowLiberatingJuniorsHideousWant HimJunior HighAsk A Girl Author:Mindy Kaling
“I like to go to bars and bang really ugly girls, I just like to, I'm just a sick guy.” GuyGirlSickUglyBarsBangsUgly Girl Author:Dean Ambrose
“I always fantasized about having a girl stand on my bar like in that movie Coyote Ugly, but I never thought it would happen.” HappensGirlUglyBarsCoyotesCoyote Ugly Author:Faith Sullivan
“I was always the ugly duckling; I never got attention from girls.” GirlAttentionUglyDucklingsUgly Duckling Author:Kid Cudi
“War begins like a pretty girl with whom every man wants to flirt and ends like an ugly old woman whose visitors suffer and weep.” MenWantWarEndsSufferingGirlUglyEvery ManFlirtingVisitorsOld WomanPretty Girl Author:Samuel ibn Naghrillah
“Sometimes I get this gut feeling about people - maybe I sense a hidden agenda or that they care for the money more than the message. I wish that I'd listen to that feeling instead of waiting for the truth to rear its ugly head. I'm a smart girl. I'm loyal. But sometimes I'm too loyal. I'm not loyal enough to myself.” PeopleSometimesEnoughFeelingsCareGirlWishWaitingMessagesSmartUglyGutsAgendasLoyalGut FeelingsSmart Girl Author:Lady Gaga
“Girls are always like, 'Oh, you're much better-looking in person than in pictures.' I'm kinda like, 'Er, thank you? I think? As in, I'm not as ugly as you thought?'” ThinkingPersonsGirlUgly Author:Kid Rock
“I love Sweden. In Sweden, the women are just so hot. Their vibe is so amazing. You feel like every girl out there was genetically altered to just be hot. I did not see one ugly woman out there, it was just a line of continuously hot girls.” FeelsGirlLinesHotUglyAlteredSwedenEvery GirlUgly WomenHot Girl Author:Kid Cudi
“I like actors who are themselves. I know in America you like actors who change their nose or wear a lot of wigs, and they like to take pretty girls and make them super ugly.” KnowsAmericaGirlActorsUglyNosesPretty GirlWigs Author:Audrey Tautou
“I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.” TwoHumorFunnyGirlKnownBreakCasesUglyBagsOver YouBagger Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.” UseHumorFunnyGirlSexPrisonUglyCuresOffendersSex Offenders Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.” StatesHumorFunnyGirlBuildingUglyPlanesEmpiresEmpire State BuildingEmpire StateUgly Girl Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!” HumorFunnyFacesGirlSaintUgly Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“Ugly girls generally don't become successful in music. And it sucks because it's a standard that just exists.” GirlSuccessfulStandardsUglyBecoming SuccessfulUgly Girl Author:Grimes