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“Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.”

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Author:Saint Augustine

“Give me a museum and I'll fill it.”

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Author:Pablo Picasso

“One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'.”

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Book:Napalm & Silly Putty

Source: Napalm & Silly Putty

“If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.”

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Author:Woody Allen

“My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.”

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Author:Ron Richards