“You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.” IfsMayHumorFunnyGoalComedyLifetimeRedneckYou Might Be A Redneck IfFireworksRedneck HumorFunny Redneck Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” MayMotivationalFunnyMotivationGoalHoursWorkBusinessCareersHumorousManagementEightCleverFaithfulBossOccupationIronicTwelveSelf DisciplineHilariousFunny InspirationalFunny MotivationalLong HoursFunny BusinessFunny WorkFunny LeadershipProfessional CareerBoss DayBoss's DayFunny Boss DayFunniest InspirationalOffice WorkHappy Boss DayWork HumorGood BossOffice JobsNational Boss DayFunny BossBoss And LeaderWorking LateWorking Long HoursOffice Hours Author:Robert Frost
“Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid.” NeedsShouldPlayHumorFunnyFunGoalStupidClothesCrossesRidiculousUkuleleNeed Money Author:Kristen Schaal
“My goal in life is to be as happy as a studio audience.” FunnyLife IsGoalAudienceComedyStudiosHappyIronicBeing HappyTrue HappinessPurpose Driven LifeLife Goal Author:Jim Gaffigan