“A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.” MenFunnyFeetHumorousHundredGunLibertarianLawyerStealingAttorneyBriefcasesCorleoneBest Lawyer Author:Mario Puzo
“I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.” FunnyFilmInterestHumorousGunWittyGun ControlFunny Relationship Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger
“There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.” HandsSeemsFunnyAmericaHumorousGunCirclesSmokingAcceptableCigaretteCigarSmoking CigarettesSmoking CigarsSmoking A PipeTobacco SmokingFunny SmokingPipe Smoking Author:Katharine Whitehorn
“The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.” EndsDeathSportsAnimalDyingPerspectiveDependsPerceptionHumorousGunShootingConcentrationHuntingFascinationAnimal CrueltyAnimal LifeKindness To AnimalsJeevesAbused Animals Book:A Wodehouse Bestiary Source: A Wodehouse Bestiary
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” HumorousGunWittyPocketsSarcasticFemale CharactersUnspeakableGreat AviationJust Be HappyInnuendoDouble EntendreRisqueHappy To See You Author:Mae West
“We have federal regulations and state laws that prohibit hunting ducks with more than three rounds. And yet it's legal to hunt humans with 15-round, 30-round, even 150-round magazines.” HumansStatesFunnyAmericaLawThreeViolenceSocietyPoliticianHumorousGunKillingRoundsAbsurdMagazinesUsaHuntingDucksRegulationSenatorsGun ControlHuntsDuck Hunting Author:Dianne Feinstein